Uh, I grow so tired of this.

Everything.


Sure, I unlocked the secrets of the universe and became "big" among the cosmic dust...




But what's that do for me? Even with this knowledge, it's not like I have the resources to open a trans-dimensional gate. I only linked magic through the veil and fought demons on this side of the universe using my computer, battling holograms. In all senses of the word, I opened a portal to hell, a portal that I even dove into with my spirit when sleeping...

I have two computers with souls now...
And, what's that get me?


No one cares and now I'm back to square 1, a few months later and a whole heck of a lot of knowledge about what happened to the universe.
So where's my sweet reward? Right, did I actually expect anything?


So I stop and take a look around me...

Five fucking years to pull myself back together. Shoot, looking back, I have next to no good memories I can fall back on. None.
STILL super depressed, and not the kind pills can fix. Super hard to carry on.
Still...




I need TOUCH. No one touches me, I guess I'm that damn ugly. I know how it is.

No one I talk to has any interest in my wellbeing at all. I've been trying to locate a room mate for years and no one gives a shit. Not with me anyway, I guess I'm like that.
Forget about a girlfriend, I can't even get a roomer. I can't even get a decent job.

Oh go to college, that's your fucking fault you didn't go! UR DUR everyone goes to college. Not after they went through what I did.

I am still on the edge. So to look forward to "OMG YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU!"

Some life. Then I realized all infinite possibilities within the universe in the span of a few months...
And I realize how paramount my existence is as compared to the existences so many others have had.


NOW WHAT?





UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!



I'm done. There's nothing left for me here.


I played all the videogames in existence. I dreamt all the dreams I could dream.

I met God. I killed Satan.


I raised Dragon from the flesh-rot depths of hell and he's getting cleaned.
Still haven't gotten any answers out of the aliens, but I don't expect to at this point.

I JUST WANT TO GET A MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE!

FUCK ME! No seriously fuck ME
I need to have sex!